Rush Limbaugh has revealed that he is launching his very own brand of iced tea called "Two If By Tea". "Fed up" with trying to fight the current 'oppressive regime' on the airwaves, Rush hopes he can take make his mark on America with a patriotic beverage instead.
"You are going to want to chug it and you are going to regret you didn't order more after you taste it. It's the best tasting tea. We've been working on this in secret for ten months. I couldn't even tell my friends about it because we didn't have any corporate sponsor or backing, no corporate partner. If word got out what we were doing all it would take is some corporation putting this together in a couple of months probably with a large staff, so we kept it on the down low. The testing went on for two, three months, bottling started a couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago now. I went there for the historic day that that was. But in every phase, folks, it is excellence in tea, and the logo is me, Rush Revere, and "the liberals are coming."
The description for Rush's "Original Sweet Tea" reads:
Nothing fancy here, just the simple pursuit of excellence in a traditional black tea. Harness the pure flavor of tea without an overpowering taste of pretentiousness! You can proudly sip this tea without worrying about all the politically correct ingredients.