Liberal or conservative?

How can you tell whether you’re liberal or conservative? One day soon life insurance agents may begin asking this question. Nonetheless, the following contrasting statements will illuminate this answer before your very eyes. Here goes:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed! www.protesteasyguns.com/

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone! http://www.vegnews.org/

If a conservative is in economic difficulty, he thinks about how he can improve his situation.

If a liberal is in economic difficulty, he wonders who is going to take care of him! www.mediacare.us/

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

If a liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he wants the show to be shut down! Talk Show Hosts May Be Accomplices Under Hate Bill

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

If a liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced, unless it’s a foreign religion! ACLU Suing to Keep Religion out of schools

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he shops for it or gets a job that provides it.

If a liberal wants health care, he demands government and ultimately taxpayers, pay for it! http://www.nhchc.org/humanright.html

When any conservative reads this, he’ll pass it on to his friends.

When any liberal reads this, he will be offended! The Best Defense Is Being Offended

Are you laughing – or offended?
The original source for this information offered anonymously in a recent local newspaper is unknown but we can be fairly certain its author was not of the liberal persuasion.