Rachel Maddow: A Possible Fox News Candidate?

Not in her lifetime, I'm afraid. How unfortunate. Rachel Maddow could have been a contender on the Fox News Network. A late 1980's graduate of Castro Valley High School in Castro Valley, California, she attended Stanford University. Clearly she was very attractive upon graduation. She rebuked her natural born beauty and replaced it with something much less traditional but uniquely progressive. Sigh! We have enough men in the world, we don't need another lesbian attempting to look like a masculine woman. Currently she hosts a nightly television show, The Rachel Maddow Show, on MSNBC. Maddow confesses she's a "national security liberal" and in a different interview that she's not a partisan. Well, in high school maybe. But the past is the past. Maddow now lives in Manhattan and western Massachusetts with her partner, artist Susan Mikula pictured above who (ahem) has a great personality.

No, really Megyn Kelly........................

It's really sort of unfair don't you think? She's kinda sweet, has a nice smile but she remains oh, so partisan and highly opinionated. To be fair, we all are to some degree. Just tell us Rachel: Why in heavens name did you turn to the dark side? Come back to reason. At the very least, consider bringing back your long blond hair. It will boost the ratings at your network and we'll promise to turn the volume up.