Confused Socialists Protest the MacIver Institute!

On Wednesday, February 29, 2012, a very small group of confused protesters gathered outside the Madison, Wisconsin offices of the John K. MacIver Institute for Public Policy.

But they did not know why they were there. Nor were they out looking for a real job instead!

Lesson: Why bother to contribute to society, when it's so much easier to simply go out and protest something. When doing so, one usually makes friends, gets free food and feels like they accomplished something. What liberal socialist would, or could turn that down! 

Speech jamming gun puts an end to free speech!

Well, possibly, anyway! Two Japanese researchers have put together a gun capable of stopping your speech, mid-sentence. The device uses a microphone and a speaker to render you speechless. Kazutaka Kurihara of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science wrote, "In general, human speech is jammed by giving back to the speakers their own utterances at a delay of a few hundred milliseconds. This effect can disturb people without any physical discomfort, and disappears immediately by stopping speaking. There are still many cases in which the negative aspects of speech become a barrier to the peaceful resolution of conflicts." 

The possibilities are endless. Imagine, no more moderator needed during the upcoming Presidential debates! Here's how it works: