We're The Government -- And You're Not!

The U.S, department of homeland propaganda presents: A lesson on what it really means to be a citizen of the United States. Includes common sense things like:
-Pay your taxes and be thankful that the "taxman" lets you keep some of your money.
-Responsible people should be buying and spending not saving and investing. Spend it all!
-Don't cause trouble by asking embarrassing questions or by not supporting your government.